The top Presidential mullet of all time has to be the thing that appears to be attacking the back of James K. Polk’s neck. Clearly a trendsetter, Polk made the move for the mullet about 150 years before it became the hot style of the 1970’s. Polk’s many other amazing feats included, …, uh, being elected President, I guess. Maybe he did other amazing stuff that rivals the invention of the mullet, but I was apparently absent from school the day they must have checked Polk off the list.
I discovered the majesty that was Polk’s stunning, keratinous mop while browsing through the beauties at Rate My Mullet. While Rate My Mullet has a nice array of mullets, my favorite site for juicy mullets is still the classic Mullets Galore.
Take it from the band “They Might Be Giants” — this guy was a winner…
James K Polk by They Might Be Giants
In 1844, the Democrats were split
The three nominees for the presidential candidate
Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist
James Buchanan, a moderate
Louis Cass, a general and expansionist
From Nashville came a dark horse riding up
He was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump
Austere, severe, he held few people dear
His oratory filled his foes with fear
The factions soon agreed
He’s just the man we need
To bring about victory
Fulfill our manifest destiny
And annex the land the Mexicans command
And when the vote was cast the winner was
Mister James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump
In four short years he met his every goal
He seized the whole southwest from Mexico
Made sure the tarriffs fell
And made the English sell the Oregon territory
He built an independent treasury
Having done all this he sought no second term
But precious few have mourned the passing of
Mister James K. Polk, our eleventh president
Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump
Dude, I had to do a project on a president and I chose James K. Polk because he had a mullet. I’m glad other people have noticed. Lol, I’m definately adding this into my project
Hey I am doing a project on James K. Polk and I cannot find his favorite food anywhere
Please help me someone if you know his favorite food